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CrapCo Ad(Non)Sense © is a free and easy way for website publishers of all sizes to display funny CrapCo parody ads on their website's content pages and earn (virtual) cash! The ads are related to what your visitors are looking for on your site — or matched to the characteristics and interests of the visitors your content attracts. As long as it is attracting morons or gullible dolts.

Ad(Non)Sense © for content automatically delivers text and image ads that are relevant to your audience (or not) and your site content (maybe).

Ad(Non)Sense © for search allows website publishers to have the CrapCo authorized web and site search for their visitors, so CrapCo can earn money from clicks on the search results pages thereby PAYING FOR YOUR USE OF THE Ad(Non)Sense © Ads! It's WIN/WIN!

Ad(Non)Sense © for mobile content - ADs on your telephone? Jesus... even WE aren't THAT bad! If you REALLY want to start annoying people as they look for web content on their CELL PHONES try here.

With CrapCo's extensive BadWords advertiser base, we have ads for just about all categories of businesses and for practically all types of content, as long as it is funny.

CrapCo Ad(Non)Sense © wants to match the most relevant and highest performing BadWords ads to your website. We WANT to but since that is FAR beyond our capabilities you just get what everyone else does.

Competitive Ad Filter and Ad Review Center (See FAR beyond our capabilities above)
Editorial Review makes sure that all CrapCo ads are reviewed for compliance with CrapCo policies (which are vague and cotradictory) and approved by the CrapCo team (who are vague and contradictory as well).
Customizable default ads means that in the highly likely event that the CrapCo website is closed by a federal injunction (AGAIN!) and is unable to serve ads to your page, we provide the option for you NOT to show our ads.

EARN (virtual) CASH ! Unlike many Internet advertising programs which will send you real money ,CRAP CASH can be used to purchase AMAZING and WONDERFUL (and limited) merchandise from our catalogue. As those page hits mount up it won't be long until. . . That NEW Television . . . ( Subject to availability ) That Vacation to the Bahamas . . . ( Weather permitting ) or that NEW CAR !! ( Subject to taxes, license and ALL resrictions ) . . . can be yours !!

Do the math yourself ! The formula we developed to determine how much each "page hit" is worth is (H+Y) x (Z %) X Where (H) is the total number of page hits (Y) is your house number (Z) is the radius of a Hydrogen atom (in feet) and (X) is the Gross National Product of Hong Kong (last century)

How do I get paid?
How do YOU get paid ? That's FUNNY! Are you doing all the work, designing the ads, writing the hilarious copy, producing this BS... I din't think so. All you do is put some code on your dumb website and there you go. However we can offer the virtual cash payment for your virtual participation. It's redeemable through the CrapCo Catalogue of Cool Crap

"As good as gold . . . but lighter."



That's how our founder described our C.R.A.P. Cash on first conceiving of it for his breakthrough concept in online advertising, The Corporate Reciprocal Advertising Program.

Who wants their efforts to be rewarded with a lot of binary code 0's and 1's transferred from computer to computer when virtual currency is available.It won't go into your wallet or fold up in your pocket but it looks like it could . . . and as we always say here at CrapCo...

"Appearance may not be substance . . . but it looks like it."