CrapCo Corp. Inc.

Corporate Retreat

 Make sure to bring lot’s of sun screen to the CrapCo Quarterly Corporate Retreat as it will be spring break week for many US colleges and there will be lot’s of exciting outdoor entertainment .

 As well remember Cancun Mexico, is the home of the hot tamale and even hotter senorita’s. However it will not all be grabass on the beach this year.

Here is the daily schedule:

Day 1 – Check in at the Marinia del Dinero in the AM and try out the brunch-lunch buffet until 2 PM. Then a short siesta until happy hour about 5PM. Dinner will be served at 7 PM so make sure you have decided whether you want the lobster with caviar sauce or the succulent and tender baby harp seal cutlets.

After dinner anyone who is interested can attend the presentation on “Generating Income using renewable resources” at one of the local and more successful businesses, La Casa de Puta. There will be a tour.

Day2 – The meals for the rest of the week are catch as catch can until the final banquet, Today there will be a team building at 2PM however that everyone is encouraged to attend. Meet at the Marina at 1:30 and the corporate yacht will be waiting to take us out to the reefs for an afternoon of underwater fun.

For those who would rahter not dive there will be corporate hostesses on board to assist with any business you might want to conduct.

Day 3- Much like day two except for the excursion to the nude beach in the afternoon

Day 4- Much like day three with the addition of the bikini (optional) contest at THe Bulldog Bar

Day 5- FREE DAY

Day 6 – A presentation on the market fluctuation and it’s impact on our industry. This is a business retreat after all.

Day 7- The only planned event will be the Victoria’s Secret fashion show this evening.

Day 8 – Pack up all of your duty free contraband and take of for home.

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