CrapCo Corp. Inc.

Mission Statement

The Mission Statement of

CrapCo Corporation Inc.

It is our long held belief that “corporate America” IS America. What’s good for Big Business is good for all of us. We are a nation of consumers and it is that conspicuous consumption that drives our economy and provides us with a standard of living far above most of the other nations on this planet.

While radical, communist or socialist naysayers may suggest that we are consuming a grossly disproportionate percentage of the worlds resources to maintain this standard of living… or that our economy is vastly inflated by the fact that we are all making all of our purchases on credit, just the promise to pay…or that our national debt has become so large that the yearly interest on it would bankrupt most countries…our response is this.

 So what if we are a nation of debtors living in a nation of debt. As we set in the comfortable, air conditioned and lavishly appointed offices at the top of the CrapCo Tower, we say…

 

SCREW ‘EM !