CrapCo Corp. Inc.

The Industry Leader in Corporate Mendacity since 1995


Trust Me

As the President and C.E.O. of CrapCo I want to take this opportunity to welcome you to our new website and invite you to explore what’s here and learn more about us, our products and our business philosophy.

CrapCo, one of the first online “virtual corporations”, was founded in 1995 with the sole expressed purpose being to maximize financial return on minimal financial investment. Like MANY other online endevours we have had HUGE success but have yet to turn a profit.

I mention this here to counter the lies and slanderous statements that have been made about us in the courts and the press. If we were sooooo “evil, grasping, uncaring and devious” don’t you think we’d have made a LOT of money. What’s the point of being evil and devious if you don’t make a buck I ask you ?

I am here now to tell you personally the CrapCo Corporation Incorporated has never done anything underhanded or illegal despite the rulings of the so called “judges” and other experts.

” You have my promise”